literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
Punk Safety Tip
don’t wear your leather jacket on hot days you could get heat stroke
remember, being punk is only fun when you’re alive
Always wear two pairs of socks under your big leather boots, there is nothing punk about getting blisters
not everyone wants to rock out as hardcore as you, always ask what other people are comfortable with, its very punk to ask how people are feeling
please punk responsibly
Cake Boss in a nutshell…
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.